Pennsylvania Extreme Wrestling

Just when you thought all hope was lost these fuckers get found at the bottom of a 250 foot cave. Starving and dehydrated they still continue this match. So now Alex aka Lightning grabs Chris akaka Black Menace and Irish whips him into the rusty and stinky swingset. That shits been there for years. However here comes Sabyn akakakakaka fucking aka Icebreaker AK FUCKING A Stormbreaker and hits Alex with a dropkick to the groin causing Alex to vomit a little. Sabyn takes advantage and goes right for Chris. He tries to throw Chris back into the cave but Chris bends downs and bites this fucker's dick. I don't know if this is a wrestling match anymore but we'll say it is. This is just how much the title means to all three of these men. Alex then starts climbing a 20 foot ladder and Dylan takes chase. Both men are on top of the ladder and Alex picks Dylan up into a firemans carry position and stands on top of the ladder. Just as he is about to hit some sort of fuckery Chris gets up and tips the ladder over. Both fall back into the cave. Chris then does the unthinkable and grabs his grandfather the big ol Gerard and dives back into the cave with hi.... WAIT WHAT?! THEY WENT BACK INTO THE FUCKING CAVE?! WE WAITED A FUCKING YEAR FOR THE CONCLUSION! NO FUCK THIS THIS IS HORSESHIT! I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT GETTING FIRED MAN THIS IS SOME NIGGERY. *Sighs* We will keep you the fans updated as to when this fucking match can continue. Fucking over this.