Pennsylvania Extreme Wrestling

Just when you thought all hope was lost, they found these fuckers.... And poor Big Ol Gerard is with them at the bottom of this cave... So here we fucking go. Gerard is now added to the match making this a fatal four way. The 4 men start climbing out of the 250 foot cave back to the surface. PEW Officials have had it with this cave nonsense so they put down concrete and covered it up. Thank the fucking lord. So now Chris akakakakakaka Black Menace bo Benace is setting up a 40 foot ladder to retrieve the PEW Title. He climbs halfway up when out of nowhere Devin akakaka yeah fuck it. Devin Stormbreaking Skullbashing Sabyn throws a rusty knife at Chris's ass. It goes directly in between his cheeks and Chris lets out an unholy scream nobody has ever heard the likes of. Chris falls all the way down only to be caught into a cutter by none other than Big Bad Nigger Hating Gerard. Gerard then pushes Dylan fuck I mean Devin out of the way only to cause traumatizing flashbacks of that one time Gerard shit all over the floor because of Devin's carelessness and made Chris gag for hours from the unholy smell and sight of shit and pee. Devin is frozen with fear. Gerard ascends the ladder, obviously at a very slow pace due to his arthritis, proving why he belongs here and still has what it takes to take out every moon cricket in sight. Just as he reaches the top Alex akakaka Blue motha fucking lightning meets him at the top and hits him with a cold and sweaty forearm to the dentures, causing them to slip out. Gerard is now not only in pain but emotionally destroyed, as those was his last pair of teeths. He goes into a blind rage and starts backhanding Alex in the mouth. He then rips off his already ripped up socks and makes Alex lick his bunion and fungus infested toes. Alex pukes and it lands on Chris's head, causing Chris to puke on Devin, causing Devin to puke on Abby, causing Abby to puke on Chloe, causing Chloe to violently scratch Dad akakakaka Uncle "WHAT WAS THAT?" Angel. Dad runs in fear as Chloe is attached to his ass cheek via her claws and paws. Alex now groggy goes to hit Gerard only to be countered with the gum attack... What the fuck is the gum attack? OH MY GOD WHAT? THATS FUCKING NASTY! HE GUMS HIM ON THE NOSE WHILE STICKING A FINGER IN HIS ASS?! WHAT KIND OF SICK SON OF A?...... Anyway Alex now cannot believe what has happened and falls directly on top of Devin and Chris and when Chris falls Devin makes sure his finger is sticking up, causing it to go all the way up Chris's ass. Chris screams in a falsetto like pitch and passes out. Gerard unhooks the title and is now the PEW Champion. He climbs gingerly back down, retrieves his muddy dentures, and pisses and shits himself once again. It is over. Finally, its over. Who will Gerard defend the title against first? Tune in next time to find out!