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HERE WE FUCKING GO AGAIN...

Posted by Pennsylvania Extreme Wrestling on January 25, 2020 at 2:45 PM Comments comments (2)

Just when you thought all hope was lost, they found these fuckers.... And poor Big Ol Gerard is with them at the bottom of this cave... So here we fucking go. Gerard is now added to the match making this a fatal four way. The 4 men start climbing out of the 250 foot cave back to the surface. PEW Officials have had it with this cave nonsense so they put down concrete and covered it up. Thank the fucking lord. So now Chris akakakakakaka Black Menace bo Benace is setting up a 40 foot ladder to retrieve the PEW Title. He climbs halfway up when out of nowhere Devin akakaka yeah fuck it. Devin Stormbreaking Skullbashing Sabyn throws a rusty knife at Chris's ass. It goes directly in between his cheeks and Chris lets out an unholy scream nobody has ever heard the likes of. Chris falls all the way down only to be caught into a cutter by none other than Big Bad Nigger Hating Gerard. Gerard then pushes Dylan fuck I mean Devin out of the way only to cause traumatizing flashbacks of that one time Gerard shit all over the floor because of Devin's carelessness and made Chris gag for hours from the unholy smell and sight of shit and pee. Devin is frozen with fear. Gerard ascends the ladder, obviously at a very slow pace due to his arthritis, proving why he belongs here and still has what it takes to take out every moon cricket in sight. Just as he reaches the top Alex akakaka Blue motha fucking lightning meets him at the top and hits him with a cold and sweaty forearm to the dentures, causing them to slip out. Gerard is now not only in pain but emotionally destroyed, as those was his last pair of teeths. He goes into a blind rage and starts backhanding Alex in the mouth. He then rips off his already ripped up socks and makes Alex lick his bunion and fungus infested toes. Alex pukes and it lands on Chris's head, causing Chris to puke on Devin, causing Devin to puke on Abby, causing Abby to puke on Chloe, causing Chloe to violently scratch Dad akakakaka Uncle "WHAT WAS THAT?" Angel. Dad runs in fear as Chloe is attached to his ass cheek via her claws and paws. Alex now groggy goes to hit Gerard only to be countered with the gum attack... What the fuck is the gum attack? OH MY GOD WHAT? THATS FUCKING NASTY! HE GUMS HIM ON THE NOSE WHILE STICKING A FINGER IN HIS ASS?! WHAT KIND OF SICK SON OF A?...... Anyway Alex now cannot believe what has happened and falls directly on top of Devin and Chris and when Chris falls Devin makes sure his finger is sticking up, causing it to go all the way up Chris's ass. Chris screams in a falsetto like pitch and passes out. Gerard unhooks the title and is now the PEW Champion. He climbs gingerly back down, retrieves his muddy dentures, and pisses and shits himself once again. It is over. Finally, its over. Who will Gerard defend the title against first? Tune in next time to find out!  

NO FUCKING WAY THEY FOUND THEM...

Posted by Pennsylvania Extreme Wrestling on April 28, 2019 at 1:00 AM Comments comments (1)

Just when you thought all hope was lost these fuckers get found at the bottom of a 250 foot cave. Starving and dehydrated they still continue this match. So now Alex aka Lightning grabs Chris akaka Black Menace and Irish whips him into the rusty and stinky swingset. That shits been there for years. However here comes Sabyn akakakakaka fucking aka Icebreaker AK FUCKING A Stormbreaker and hits Alex with a dropkick to the groin causing Alex to vomit a little. Sabyn takes advantage and goes right for Chris. He tries to throw Chris back into the cave but Chris bends downs and bites this fucker's dick. I don't know if this is a wrestling match anymore but we'll say it is. This is just how much the title means to all three of these men. Alex then starts climbing a 20 foot ladder and Dylan takes chase. Both men are on top of the ladder and Alex picks Dylan up into a firemans carry position and stands on top of the ladder. Just as he is about to hit some sort of fuckery Chris gets up and tips the ladder over. Both fall back into the cave. Chris then does the unthinkable and grabs his grandfather the big ol Gerard and dives back into the cave with hi.... WAIT WHAT?! THEY WENT BACK INTO THE FUCKING CAVE?! WE WAITED A FUCKING YEAR FOR THE CONCLUSION! NO FUCK THIS THIS IS HORSESHIT! I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT GETTING FIRED MAN THIS IS SOME NIGGERY. *Sighs* We will keep you the fans updated as to when this fucking match can continue. Fucking over this. 

PEW HISTORY FACT!!

Posted by Pennsylvania Extreme Wrestling on March 17, 2018 at 10:55 PM Comments comments (2)

In a historic triple threat match between Stormbreaker/Skullbasher/Devin Sabyn or whatever the fuck his name is, Blue Lighting aka Alex Reaper and Black Menace akakakakaka Chris Ramos, the PEW Title was on the line. Blue took a 2 by 4 covered in rusty nails and jammed it into Chris's or Black's stomach causing internal bleeding and he had to be taken out of the match. Stormy hit a hurincanrana (i dont know if thats how you spell it) on Blue throwing him into a tree. Oh the match takes place outside. Anyway Alex got up and hit Stormy Warmy with a ddt onto a barbed wire chair. Just when he thought the match was won, Chris came out of nowhere and hit Alex with a piledriver onto a pile of broken glass. Chris climbed to the top of the 75 foot tree and did a swanton bomb onto Devin and Alex causing the ground to cave in and they have yet to be found. We will update you the fans as soon as they are found and the match can continue. Thank you.

Break It Down Awards (Winners)

Posted by Pennsylvania Extreme Wrestling on March 26, 2013 at 12:40 AM Comments comments (0)

OMG Moment Of The Year- Suicidal does a 450 splash off the top of a ladder on top of Black Menace through a table to win the WWKT Title.


Game Changer of The Year- Soultaker apologizes to Alex Ramos for all he has done to him and says if he does not beat Alex at FlashBack (PPV after WrestleSanction) he will leave PEW.


Shocker Of The Year- Alex Ramos returns to PEW and wins the 30 man Rumble Match to go on to WrestleSanction


Villain Of The Year- Wolfgang Warfield and SkullBasher (Tie)


Match Of The Year- Alex Ramos and Wolfgang Warfield at Extreme Resserection in a ladder match for the number one contender's spot for the PEW Title.


Diva Of The Year- Lil G


Superstar Of The Year- Black Menace


WrestleSanction

Posted by Pennsylvania Extreme Wrestling on March 26, 2013 at 12:15 AM Comments comments (0)

We are back online! This upcoming April or early May, we will have our biggest PPV of the year, WrestleSanction! Our main event for the PEW Title Will Be Alex Ramos vs The Monster in a No Holds Barred Match! The stipulation being if Alex loses, he leaves PEW forever. Yes a lot has happened since the website when offline so we will put up a summary telling all of our fans what they have missed! As of right now our current champions are The Monster (PEW Champion), Black Menace (Hardcore Champion), Suicidal (WWKT Champion), Bulletproof (East Coast Champion), Zodak and Zero (Tag Team Champions), Skylar Tate (Divas Champion), Skullbasher (Intercontinental Champion).


Summary On The Main Event For WrestleSanction

Alex had returned to full activity in late November. At the same time The Monster had won the PEW Title from Wolfgang Warfield. Which made him a whole new person. Of course not in the best way. Alex has fought the Monster now in 5 matches, 2 of them being PPV's for the title. Alex has not yet to win one of those matches. This past January in the 30 man Royal Rumble at "Rumble To The Finish!" Alex entered at number 4 and eliminated 11 participants, being the final 2 of the match, Alex and his brother Black Menace. Alex eliminated his brother to have the oppourtunity to go on to WrestleSanction and be in the main event. Now Alex has put his career on the line against the reigining PEW Champion who has been undefeated since winning the title back in November. Can Alex do what he has yet to do in 5 previous matches and win the PEW Championship? Or is this the last we will see of the creator and heart and soul of PEW?


WrestleSanction Matches As Of Right Now

Suicidal vs Wolfgang Warfield For The WWKT Title

Contract in the Case Ladder Match (Z.A.C.K, Black Menace, Soultaker, The Hunter, Hardcore Joe, and Mayday)

Alex Ramos vs The Monster in a No Holds Barred match for the PEW Title (Alex's career on the line)


Raising Fire Results

Posted by Pennsylvania Extreme Wrestling on September 15, 2012 at 10:00 AM Comments comments (0)

Match 1-Soultaker def Suicidal (New East Coast Champion)

 

 

Match 2-Bulletproof def Hardcore Joe In A Hardcore Match (New Hardcore Champion)

 

 

Match 3-The Hunter def The Mongol

 

 

Match 4-Skullbasher wins 10 Man Over The Top Rope Battle Royal (New Intercontinental Champion)

 

 

Match 5-Black Menace def Z.A.C.K In A Ladder Match (Still WWKT Champion)

 

 

Z.A.C.K Gets Drawn To Be In 2 on 1 Handicap Match For The PEW Title

 

 

Match 6-Wolfgang Warfield and The Monster def Z.A.C.K In A No Holds Barred Handicap Match (Wolfgang Still PEW Champion)

 

 

Soultaker Had Interfered In The Match And Assisted Wolfgang After Soultaker Had Broke A Glass Bottle Over Z.A.C.K's Head. After The Match The Lights Had Gone Out And When They Came Back On None Other Then ALEX RAMOS APPEARED! He Attacked The PEW Champion And Sent Him Through A Table. What Does This Mean For The PEW Champion And His Possible #1 Contender?

 

Raising Fire Results

Posted by Pennsylvania Extreme Wrestling on September 15, 2012 at 10:00 AM Comments comments (0)

Match 1-Soultaker def Suicidal (New East Coast Champion)

 

 

Match 2-Bulletproof def Hardcore Joe In A Hardcore Match (New Hardcore Champion)

 

 

Match 3-The Hunter def The Mongol

 

 

Match 4-Skullbasher wins 10 Man Over The Top Rope Battle Royal (New Intercontinental Champion)

 

 

Match 5-Black Menace def Z.A.C.K In A Ladder Match (Still WWKT Champion)

 

 

Z.A.C.K Gets Drawn To Be In 2 on 1 Handicap Match For The PEW Title

 

 

Match 6-Wolfgang Warfield and The Monster def Z.A.C.K In A No Holds Barred Handicap Match (Wolfgang Still PEW Champion)

 

 

Soultaker Had Interfered In The Match And Assisted Wolfgang After Soultaker Had Broke A Glass Bottle Over Z.A.C.K's Head. After The Match The Lights Had Gone Out And When They Came Back On None Other Then ALEX RAMOS APPEARED! He Attacked The PEW Champion And Sent Him Through A Table. What Does This Mean For The PEW Champion And His Possible #1 Contender?

 

Raising Fire Results

Posted by Pennsylvania Extreme Wrestling on September 15, 2012 at 10:00 AM Comments comments (0)

Match 1-Soultaker def Suicidal (New East Coast Champion)

 

 

Match 2-Bulletproof def Hardcore Joe In A Hardcore Match (New Hardcore Champion)

 

 

Match 3-The Hunter def The Mongol

 

 

Match 4-Skullbasher wins 10 Man Over The Top Rope Battle Royal (New Intercontinental Champion)

 

 

Match 5-Black Menace def Z.A.C.K In A Ladder Match (Still WWKT Champion)

 

 

Z.A.C.K Gets Drawn To Be In 2 on 1 Handicap Match For The PEW Title

 

 

Match 6-Wolfgang Warfield and The Monster def Z.A.C.K In A No Holds Barred Handicap Match (Wolfgang Still PEW Champion)

 

 

Soultaker Had Interfered In The Match And Assisted Wolfgang After Soultaker Had Broke A Glass Bottle Over Z.A.C.K's Head. After The Match The Lights Had Gone Out And When They Came Back On None Other Then ALEX RAMOS APPEARED! He Attacked The PEW Champion And Sent Him Through A Table. What Does This Mean For The PEW Champion And His Possible #1 Contender?

 

Raising Fire Results

Posted by Pennsylvania Extreme Wrestling on September 15, 2012 at 10:00 AM Comments comments (0)

Match 1-Soultaker def Suicidal (New East Coast Champion)

 

 

Match 2-Bulletproof def Hardcore Joe In A Hardcore Match (New Hardcore Champion)

 

 

Match 3-The Hunter def The Mongol

 

 

Match 4-Skullbasher wins 10 Man Over The Top Rope Battle Royal (New Intercontinental Champion)

 

 

Match 5-Black Menace def Z.A.C.K In A Ladder Match (Still WWKT Champion)

 

 

Z.A.C.K Gets Drawn To Be In 2 on 1 Handicap Match For The PEW Title

 

 

Match 6-Wolfgang Warfield and The Monster def Z.A.C.K In A No Holds Barred Handicap Match (Wolfgang Still PEW Champion)

 

 

Soultaker Had Interfered In The Match And Assisted Wolfgang After Soultaker Had Broke A Glass Bottle Over Z.A.C.K's Head. After The Match The Lights Had Gone Out And When They Came Back On None Other Then ALEX RAMOS APPEARED! He Attacked The PEW Champion And Sent Him Through A Table. What Does This Mean For The PEW Champion And His Possible #1 Contender?

 

Raising Fire Results

Posted by Pennsylvania Extreme Wrestling on September 15, 2012 at 10:00 AM Comments comments (0)

Match 1-Soultaker def Suicidal (New East Coast Champion)

 

 

Match 2-Bulletproof def Hardcore Joe In A Hardcore Match (New Hardcore Champion)

 

 

Match 3-The Hunter def The Mongol

 

 

Match 4-Skullbasher wins 10 Man Over The Top Rope Battle Royal (New Intercontinental Champion)

 

 

Match 5-Black Menace def Z.A.C.K In A Ladder Match (Still WWKT Champion)

 

 

Z.A.C.K Gets Drawn To Be In 2 on 1 Handicap Match For The PEW Title

 

 

Match 6-Wolfgang Warfield and The Monster def Z.A.C.K In A No Holds Barred Handicap Match (Wolfgang Still PEW Champion)

 

 

Soultaker Had Interfered In The Match And Assisted Wolfgang After Soultaker Had Broke A Glass Bottle Over Z.A.C.K's Head. After The Match The Lights Had Gone Out And When They Came Back On None Other Then ALEX RAMOS APPEARED! He Attacked The PEW Champion And Sent Him Through A Table. What Does This Mean For The PEW Champion And His Possible #1 Contender?

 


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